“Chloe and Sollux have sex”

Hehe x3 Sexy time! but shhhh don’t tell Gamzee

UNSPEAKABLY STUPID FANTROLL PORN ASIDE, SHE TRACED THE FUCKING BASE

I AM GOING TO CRY

-a

what if you were just holding someone’s hand and they started to merge together omfg

-s

my art of me and my husband :3

do i even have to bother i think this speaks for itself

if i were at the beach and saw a gray thing with horns on top of a girl i would probably question if i was actually at a beach or at a porn movie set

-s

He was crying because i cheated on him…but then he forgave me so it’s okay ^.^

i don’t think that’s why he’s crying

-a

we’re back in business

we also need mods!!! mod a and i are lonely

-s

so apparently gamzee has been replaced with some sort of priest?  i’m not going to copy and paste the whole thing here but it is a GOLDMINE of terrible. - r

“angel,” Gamzee said softly after a while. “i know you think i’m going to hurt or kill you. but i assure you, neither of those things are true. i am only here to help you. open your eyes…” 

Angel whimpered softly. She opened one eye, cautiously and slowly. She saw the watch, swinging back and forth in a soothing pattern. Both of her eyes slowly opened, staring at the center. Her eyes slowly became dull. “F…father…?”

“shhh…don’t say anything…it’s time to rest…rest at the dark carnival…”

Angel’s eyes slowly became heavier and heavier. Her mind was repeating every word he said. She had to rest…rest at the dark carnival…

“sleep, my dear angel…sleep in the dark carnival…the world you live in is cruel, so cruel…the dark carnival is kind, so much more kind…you can dream in the dark carnival…dream as long as you like…”

this is off topic, but i’d like to point out that the title is “

Male Troll self is a rapest….”

and the description says “YAYA FUR RAPE!”

what the actual fucking hell is wrong with people

-s

sollux you are supposed to look into her eyes you idiot

-s